Total Medals Earned: 388 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,810 Points
Medals Earned: 3/23 (30/485 points)
Help 10 Bellydancers
Help 10 Cow Bells
Help 10 Door Bells
Help Bell Air
Help Bell Boy
avoid Bellicose characters
Save Bottom Bell Pants
Save Box Ring Bell
Save Church Bell
Save Graham Bell
Save Hotel Bell
Save Jingle Bell
Save The Real Taco Bell
Save Money
Save Wedding Bell
Save Weepin Bell
Help 10 Anna Bells
Help 10 Graham Bell Prototypes
Help 10 Taco Bells
Help 10 Bell Flowers
Help 10 Camp Bell Soups
Help 10 Thinker Bells
Save Every Bell
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/120 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
You've found Don Ramon!
You have the power!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 1/26 (10/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/345 points)
New Naut Be Nimble, New Naut Be Quick! Enjoy!
Collect 50 points worth of Diamonds
Collect 10 points worth of Diamonds during Slow Motion Power-Up
Collect all Power-ups and Diamonds
Destroy 50 Rockets with Invincibility!
Collect 100 points worth of Diamonds
Dodge 500 Rockets + Earn 100 points worth of Diamonds!
Medals Earned: 8/20 (75/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)